If I Had a Boat (Lyle Lovett Cover) (Lyrics)

If I had a boat 
I'd go out on the ocean 
And if I had a pony 
I'd ride him on my boat 
And we could all together 
Go out on the ocean 
Me upon my pony on my boat 

If I were Roy Rogers 
I'd sure enough be single 
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale 
It'd just be me and trigger 
We'd go riding through them movies 
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail 

And if I had a boat 
I'd go out on the ocean 
And if I had a pony 
I'd ride him on my boat 
And we could all together 
Go out on the ocean 
Me upon my pony on my boat 

The mystery masked man was smart 
He got himself a Tonto 
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free 
But Tonto he was smarter 
And one day said kemo sabe 
Kiss my ass I bought a boat 
I'm going out to sea 

And if I had a boat 
I'd go out on the ocean 
And if I had a pony 
I'd ride him on my boat 
And we could all together 
Go out on the ocean 
Me upon my pony on my boat 

And if I were like lightning 
I wouldn't need no sneakers 
I'd come and go wherever I would please 
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree 
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole 
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea 

And if I had a boat 
I'd go out on the ocean 
And if I had a pony 
I'd ride him on my boat 
And we could all together 
Go out on the ocean 
Me upon my pony on my boat